i close my eyes, and the flashback starts.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
jupiter and mars
Use ONLY SONG TITLES, and NOT LYRICS from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions:
Pick a band/artist: maroon 5
Are you a male or female: She will be loved
Describe yourself: not falling apart
How do you feel about yourself: losing my mind~lol wut?
Describe your current location: memory lane
Describe where you want to be: highway to hell
Your best friend is: secret
You know that: nothing lasts forever
What’s the weather like: must get out
If your life was a television show what would it be called: story
What is the best advice you have to give: better that we break
If you could change your name what would you change it to: Kiwi? xDD
Pick a band/artist: maroon 5
Are you a male or female: She will be loved
Describe yourself: not falling apart
How do you feel about yourself: losing my mind~lol wut?
Describe your current location: memory lane
Describe where you want to be: highway to hell
Your best friend is: secret
You know that: nothing lasts forever
What’s the weather like: must get out
If your life was a television show what would it be called: story
What is the best advice you have to give: better that we break
If you could change your name what would you change it to: Kiwi? xDD
Labels: Because I'm Bored.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
step up or get stepped on
"Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the entire motherfucking Universe. That’s the way it is. You need to understand that. Ladies, I’m telling you… you gotta be the shit to you. Stop waitin’ on a lil’ boy to verify whether you the shit or not. Bitch, if you the shit; you the motherfucking shit."
-Katt Williams
tagged by..Diana. lol (:
8 things I'm looking forward to
1. Seeing my friends
2. School
3. HP6
4. My brother to start college so he'll leave us!
5. Taylor Swift on CSI
6. Having the talk with daddy.
7. Get my hands on an original Goong DVD.
8. What will happen to Chuck and Blair?
8 things I did yesterday
1. Slept til noon.
2. Tweaked my blog
3. Showered
4. Laughed out loud
5. Forwarded RD the text that made me lol
6. Eat spaghetti
7. Wrote on my diary
8. Returned the Clique to Darlene
8 things I wish I could do
1. Head stand
2. Be a celebrity
3. Be really good at any martial art
4. Watch all of Audrey Hepburn's movies
5. Be better at HTML
6. Sing
7. Be ~that girl with 1 million friends~
8. Finish reading a classic
8 shows I watch
1. CSI
2. CSI: NY
3. The Hills
4. Gossip Girl
5. 90210~just a little
6. The OC
7. Ellen
8. Hole in the wall. heh
8 people I tag
anyone
-Katt Williams
tagged by..Diana. lol (:
8 things I'm looking forward to
1. Seeing my friends
2. School
3. HP6
4. My brother to start college so he'll leave us!
5. Taylor Swift on CSI
6. Having the talk with daddy.
7. Get my hands on an original Goong DVD.
8. What will happen to Chuck and Blair?
8 things I did yesterday
1. Slept til noon.
2. Tweaked my blog
3. Showered
4. Laughed out loud
5. Forwarded RD the text that made me lol
6. Eat spaghetti
7. Wrote on my diary
8. Returned the Clique to Darlene
8 things I wish I could do
1. Head stand
2. Be a celebrity
3. Be really good at any martial art
4. Watch all of Audrey Hepburn's movies
5. Be better at HTML
6. Sing
7. Be ~that girl with 1 million friends~
8. Finish reading a classic
8 shows I watch
1. CSI
2. CSI: NY
3. The Hills
4. Gossip Girl
5. 90210~just a little
6. The OC
7. Ellen
8. Hole in the wall. heh
8 people I tag
anyone
Labels: Because I'm Bored.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Love letter
lss:
I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer
Cause we got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pound
We got the beat that 8-0-8
That boom boom in yo tooown
Dear Jassen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your closet and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Vanessa
---
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
Name
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - I dislike your eyelashes
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - Our affair is over
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Haven’t showered in a month
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer
Cause we got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pound
We got the beat that 8-0-8
That boom boom in yo tooown
Dear Jassen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your closet and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Vanessa
---
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
Name
-------------------------------------------------------------
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - I dislike your eyelashes
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - Our affair is over
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Haven’t showered in a month
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Labels: Because I'm Bored.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
finally.
hindi na ganun ka sipag ang mga tao mag-blog ngayon.
sige lang. go parin ako. lulz
1. I can't whistle.
2. If I really enjoy a book, I’ll read it more than once. I've read a few old favorits a dozen times. 3. I have a collection of stamps.4. I wish my name was Georgina.
5. I don't like going to movies.6. I sing along to the opening credits of CSI, CSI: NY, and CSI:Miami
7. I don't watch CSI:Miama cause i find the guy's neck-twitching too distracting8. I hate it when people use jaja, or jeje. especially guys. i mean, who laughs like that?!
9. I procrastinate too much.10. I'm so desperate to get lighter skin.
11. I'm married to Hayden Christensen and Chace Crawford12. I get goosebumps when I read A Series of Unfortunate Events.
13. Blair and Chuck make me cry.14. My all-time favorite movie is Big Fish.
15. I like Audrey Hepburn.
16. I still use the term tao-tao. For example, Pangit man yang Transformers na cartoons uy. Mas astig yung tao-tao.17. When I was a kid, I used to watch Andrew E. movies on Viva cinema every Sunday.
18. I was allowed to cross the road with an older person when I was 10. I tried crossing the street when I was in grade 2, and I got in heaps of trouble.19. I don't like action movies much. Like the ones with all the guns and explosions.
20. I snap on people who have bad grammar.classmate: san i-held?
me: anong sabi mo? i-held? wag ka daw mag-taglish be, kung mali-mali man din.21. I like phones with big screens. My dream phone used to be a sidekick3, but i realized it's impossible to have that in the Philippines, so now it's this.
23. I listen to everything. And my dad influenced me to listen to classics. From Jimmy Smith to Cat Stevens to The Beatles. Especially The Beatles.
24.When we were young, our lullabies were If I fell is and PS I Love You.
25. I'm closer to my cousins in my father's side, cause they're much, much more mature.
26. I may look tough and all, but I'm really not.
27. I've had a diary since I was in 5th grade but I barely write on it now cause I prefer typing. (: 28. I hate books-cause they're so fragile.
29. I haven't read a single classic.
30. I took dancing lessons when I was in 1st grade, and I suck at it.
31. I also took singing, karate and taekwondo lessons.
32. I'd trade all my books for a Kindle2.
33. I'm awesome at airguitar.
34. I don't get along with people my age.
35. My favorite drama ever is Goong.24.When we were young, our lullabies were If I fell is and PS I Love You.
25. I'm closer to my cousins in my father's side, cause they're much, much more mature.
26. I may look tough and all, but I'm really not.
27. I've had a diary since I was in 5th grade but I barely write on it now cause I prefer typing. (: 28. I hate books-cause they're so fragile.
29. I haven't read a single classic.
30. I took dancing lessons when I was in 1st grade, and I suck at it.
31. I also took singing, karate and taekwondo lessons.
32. I'd trade all my books for a Kindle2.
33. I'm awesome at airguitar.
34. I don't get along with people my age.
36. I always mistype now as know.
37. I collect flip-flops.38. I still get sick on long trips.
39. I try to spend as much time with music as much as possible, and so far I've been doing great.40. I like to dance, but I'm terrible at it.
41. I don't proofread.42. One of my biggest dreams is to be on the cover of asiaweek just like my grandfather.
43. I prefer to be barefoot.44. I believe in reincarnation.
45. After crying for 3 hours until I fell asleep, I now hate crying.46. I like hugs wayy better than kisses.
47. I'm bad with numbers.48. I read very fast.
49. I'm super random in person.
50. I tell everything to God, and Valerie.51. Whenever I walk on the street and there would be pervs being all, "hi ga, pwede pangayo number mo?" I'd pause and say "Go fuck yourself, asshole."
52. I listen to Linkin Park whenever I'm bored.
53. I'm glad I hate drinking.
54. Sleeping pills have no effect on me anymore. I have drank super strong coffee and took barbiturates after[and vice versa] too many times.
55. I haTe i+ wh3n ppOL typ3 like thi5
56. I prefer to use the terms lezbo, bisexual or gay, rather than lesbian talaga.
57. When I'm bored, I speak IM.
58. I used to make myself a new Myspace every couple of months.
59. I joined Friendster in 5th grade cause I saw Hilary Duff's picture someone's profile at an internet cafe.
60. I've only been to one concert. (:
61. Cotabato is such a big part of our family, but I've never been there before.
62. I hate cross-dressers.
63. Jessica Zafra is my favorite author.
64. Chicken Pox for the Soul is my bible.
65. I do not eat okra and ampalaya.
66. My knees hurt when I eat beans. ) :
67. When people talk like they know something, but they're so wrong or it's old news, I snap at them.
68. I rush things.
69. I like to help people.
70. Do Something is my favorite Britney video and song everr.
71. I'm bad at catching stuff.
72. I used to have boycut hair.
73. I used to lie all the time. Now, i consider lying a one-way ticket to ending a friendship.
74. I like puppies. I just don't like it when they get big/old.
75. I only have one stuffed toy. It's a teddy bear I got for Christmas when I was in fifth grade.
76. I have a love-hate relationship with g-tec's. the shortest period of time i've ever owned one was a day.
77. Some people get shocked when I say I'm a pacifist.
78. Revenge is sweet. ;] I learned how to hack in 5th grade.
79. Having a love life is currently the least of my priorities. Really.
80. I bite my ice cream.
81. The real reason why I don't have a cell phone is not because I'm letting my mom use it(but that's true too) but because wala akong kwentang kausap.
82. In sophomore year, there was this guy who was taking a picture of me in school and i yelled at him right after mass and he cried. (:
83. I don't like friendster, but since all the cool kids are using it.. ulollerz.
84. I tend to bite my lips a lot until they bleed.
85. I don't eat exotic food. and dinuguan is counted as exotic in my book.
86. I've never bought an album in my life.
87. I'm starting to expect the best in people. It’s something I’d like to change. The Devil and Miss Prym made me realize that people are essentially selfish, no matter how you'd wish they weren't.
88. I would like to be fluent in a language other than English.
89. I am a list maker. I feel enormous satisfaction when I cross something off.
90. I am also intrinsically lazy.
91. I like vanilla ice cream best of all.
92. Big words make me feel cool.
93. I tend to worry a lot.
94. I'm afraid of huge grins. This is because of a Shake, Rattle and Roll movie.
95. I suck at reading aloud.
96. I love T.I.
97. I've called every color my favorite except for grey.
98. It took me 6 months to get this list done.
99. I don't like cats.
100. If I had one super power, it would be the ability to control time. (:
Labels: Because I'm Bored.
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